Saturday, December 09, 2006

 

Breaking up is hard to do~ Shoop shoop de whoop

Sung to the tune of Deck the Halls

Tis the season to be lonely
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Breakups are so common lately
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
No more kiss and make up, sorry
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
hate each other's guts, you will be
la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Yeah... people around me are breaking up... i wonder why? Is cupid not doing his job? Sigh... how depressing.

Also pondered that promises are like scribbles in a notebook. When you give ur word, it's like writing it down in the notebook. If you dun keep your promise, it will always be there to remind you, haunt you even. If you do keep your promise, then u can safely turn the page, sometimes turn back and smile... but there are times when you rather cast it aside. That's when u tear the page out and crush it. Crushed promises can never be salvaged.

Life recently hasn't been good. Work has piled up. Health has gone down. Both are mutually exclusive. Anyway, since I am on the issue of lyrics, been listening to the radio... and 2 songs have been playing in my head.

The first is from Panic! at the Disco with: I Write Sins Not Tragedies. It's one of those songs which the title is not in the entire song at all. And the way it is sung, is quite different. It doesn't start off like how the normal songs do. So it was quite refreshing.
Another song that has been buzzing in my head is from Breaking Benjamin with: Diary of Jane (accoustic version). Another music arrangement that is different, which made me perk up my ears when i heard it.

While searching for the lyrics for I write Sins not Tragedies, I chanced upon a song lyric which i found super amusing..... I couldn't help laughing when I read it... I haven't heard the song before either.

Every sperm is sacred - Monty Python

There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists,
There are Hindus and Mormons and then,
There are those that follow Mohammed,
But I've never been one of them...

I'm a Roman Catholic, and have been since the day I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics,
Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm...

You don't have to be a six-footer,
You don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on -
You're a Catholic the moment dad came...

because...

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs, on the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for each sperm that can't be found

Every sperm is wanted, every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is useful, every sperm is fine,
God needs everybody's,
Mine
And mine
And mine

Let the Pagan spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill and plain,
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

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