Thursday, August 09, 2007
The A - Z Dictionary of swearing at a jerk
Was inspired by my manager. We were waiting for a seat at an eatery during lunch. There was a table with 8 guys who obviously finished their lunch but just wouldn't budge. They kept chatting at the table when it was the peak hour lunch crowd. I mumbled under my breath: "Those assholes have finished and yet they still don't want to move! How inconsiderate!". My manager started laughing and said: " I look forward to you actually swearing Kan ni nah! See? You started with A already". So that got me started with the below topic. Hahaha! Somehow my colleagues at work think of me as a nice person with loads of patience, who only swears when I am really pissed...
And becos there maybe little kids surfing the net, I do not want to be responsible for them learning swear words. So... for those who are in the know, you will know how to see the swear words :)
Asshole/Arsehole
Bastard/ Ball-less ________ (fill in any noun of choice)
Cheesebun/Cheetoad (censored versions already)
D!ckhead
Egoistic Pig
Fu*ker
Gold digger
Hum sup/'Ho lover
Idiot/Imbecile
Jerk/ Jackass
Kan ni nah
Lan J!ao
Motherfu*ker/ MCP
Nah nia/ Nah be
Obnoxious Pig
Piss off/ Pervert/ Pok Kai
Q
Rat
Screw you! Sucker/ Shithead/ Son of a motherless goat
Ta ma de
U
Vasectomized wuss
Wanker
XXX-flick pig
You... good....
Za1 (Chinese for rubbish: ren2 za1)
Had some problems with Q, U and Z... do feel free to suggest :D
And becos there maybe little kids surfing the net, I do not want to be responsible for them learning swear words. So... for those who are in the know, you will know how to see the swear words :)
Asshole/Arsehole
Bastard/ Ball-less ________ (fill in any noun of choice)
Cheesebun/Cheetoad (censored versions already)
D!ckhead
Egoistic Pig
Fu*ker
Gold digger
Hum sup/'Ho lover
Idiot/Imbecile
Jerk/ Jackass
Kan ni nah
Lan J!ao
Motherfu*ker/ MCP
Nah nia/ Nah be
Obnoxious Pig
Piss off/ Pervert/ Pok Kai
Q
Rat
Screw you! Sucker/ Shithead/ Son of a motherless goat
Ta ma de
U
Vasectomized wuss
Wanker
XXX-flick pig
You... good....
Za1 (Chinese for rubbish: ren2 za1)
Had some problems with Q, U and Z... do feel free to suggest :D
# posted by Xallista @ 4:44 PM 
